O hai.....today was the wurst dae of mai leif. Mai dae was going extremely well until this afternoon when da beans decided I needed a b-a-t-h. Ai spelled it to protect the sense-a- tiv ears of kittens. Mai beans were ab-sew-loot-lee e-vul. They trimmed mai claws. They putted me in the kitsch-en sink and gotted me all wet. As my claws had been trimmed, I tried to gently put the bitey on them to get them to stop. Den dey put blu dish dee-tur-gent on me but the de-tut-gent did not de-tur me from tryin' to get away. It was awful. They sailed nice things then mean things. After rinsing me, the put more of sum thing they called sham-poo on me. It was a sham, all rite. After soapin' me up and rinsing, the picked me up and put a towl on me a-and called me dere baby. Then they put me in a trans-porter and had a loud machine blowing warm air in it--supposed to dry me. Mombean combed me and said how nice and purty I was. Yeah, right. They efen tooked photos of me. They are below. Shameful beans! Why? Oh, yeah. They said it was fur the cat show.
Some of the stuff they used to b-a-t-h-e me
Poor me.
Get me outa here!
Some of my lovely floof they gotted off me.
This is a way to dry me!
I am handsome, but I did not need a bath to know that.
I'm dis-gus-ted wif yoo!
What do you think? Am I more handsome?
You'll always be handsome, bath or no bath.
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Well, we're sorry you got a bath...but you do look pretty handsome there!. Good luck at the show!
ReplyDeleteyou look furry handsome for the cat show! we hopes you win! do you haf to do a talent and bathing suit part?
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You look so handsome before and after your bath. Mom is just trying to make sure you are nice a clean. Look at all that hair that was not needed anymore. Thanks for the share. Have a wonderful day.
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