Any way here is da rest of da revue.
Review of: Blu cat man and Mombean
By: Galletta the Great
1.Quantity of output: Has your purr-son posted to your blog daily to give you maximum exposure world-wide and make you famous?
The answer to that is "no." They post occasionally when they take me to cat shows and when I do something cute. I do cute things to make them take photos of me and post it on my blog. Golly, I'd do it myself if I had opposable thumbs! One swipe.
2.Quality of output: Are you, as snoopervisor, satisfied with your purrsons choice of photos and words: the creativity, imagination, truth, fun and general interest in your postings?
When they do post under my snoopervision, generally, it's fun, interesting, imaginative, and does a satisfactory job of making me look good. It's not difficult when one already looks good! One paw
3.Client pawticipation: Does your purrson provide you sufficient ways for your fans to contact you and you to contact them?
That's difficult to do when the quantity of PR (purrblic re-lay-shuns) opurr-tuna-ties are lacking. For Bast's sake, I give them one can of stinky goodness a month and all the loose floof they would ever need! One swipe.
4.Pawticipation (part II): Does your purrson allow you to take part in fun blog world special events, parties, contests, and more?
No! Occasionally, I am permitted to take part, but, it's not like it used to be. At least that's what Alexi tells me. "We're too busy," we're told. Sheesh. Two swipes
5.Client satisfaction: Are your friends purringly contented with what they see and read on your blog?
I am not sure. I think it is because they do not know I am out in the blogosphere and at cat shows and on the bed, fast asleep. I blame da beans. Two swipes.
6.Overall rating, comments, and suggestions for improvement:
I haf talked about this wif Alexi, and others in Krasota Castle. I haf suggestions for improvement (dat's a long word for a kitty) the rating is seven (7) swipes (one is to grow on).
As for improvement, my suggestion is for da beans to GET WIF DA PROGRAM! I will even try to find more cat food for them. To be fair, they do scratch me and pet me. I am not unfeeling and I do love a little caress and hug, now and then. I think they need help. I will see what I can do for them. Right now they're on the cusp of doing better and doing werse. I do not want that.
I think da beans can do more. My projekt next year is to work wif dem.
Submitted for filing,
Galletta the Great