O hai! We haf' cellybrated Mallory's and Olivia's purrfday; we haf giffen gifties and oohed and aahhed ofur Katie and her kyoot kittens; there's only one fing left on the agenda for da weekend--KASTLE TRASSIN'! So today feel free to pull down da curtains; run in, arownd, and on da beans while they are sleeping. My beans invariably take a nap on Sunday afternoon. They should nap oftener. We haf ceeling fans on which yew can ryde. Don't furget to knock books off shelves.
We haf plenty of beverages, foods, an nip left. Let's finish dose off, too!
Honey baked chick-hen!!
Chocolate cake for da beans when they wake from dere nap!