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Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Mine letter to Santy Claws
Deer Santy Claws,
Ai am writing (amazing isn't it) to find out if Ai wuz a gud boi dis yeer. I tried to bee-have for mai beans and also to get along with mine brofurs and sisfurs. It's hard when one of them thinks they are the queen the ruler of dee roost. She mai be older but I'm bigger and I'm smarter and I haf all mine teeths.
If yoo think Ai was a gud boi and deserve presents, I wuld like to make mine requests known to yoo. Also, I haf the lists for mine brofurs and sisfurs. I even haf their dew claws up.
Alexi wud like a noo bed, and a noo pent-house bed-room (the current one is stanky).
Max wants more treets and toys. He also wants the recipe for niptinis and humidor of nip cigars. He wud also like a steam locomotive. Note pitchure below.
Maggie wud like nip candy, real live dead shrimp treats, a kitten doll, and a trash truck. Note pitchure below.
Stoli wud like nip cigars, brandy, a smoking jacket, and a mansion. Note pitchure below.
BJ wuld like stinky goodness with chick-hen prepared with temtayshuns as a side each day of January. And a limousine. Note pitchure below.
As for me, I wud like some temtayshuns, nip bourbon, a king size cuddler, and a combine. Note pitchure below.
Dat's it, deer Santy Claws. We is not aksing fur much. We will be happy wif whatefur you have. Oh, bring something nice for our beans, such as cat friendly home. Note pitchure below.
Merry Catmas, deer Santy Claws.
We know you love us all, but I know I'm your favorite.
Galletta *purr*
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That's a pretty impressive wish list! We wonder if Santa will deliver. :)
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