Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween!


Oh hai! Happee Hall0ween!

I were aksed by my beans to do a postee dat is Hallo-weenie related. I is no cat's poet so I am re-posting a rap song by a former Krasota Katsle Kat, Siriously Silly. Silly nao lifs in NC. , but he is still luvved and remembered by mine buddies. Happee Hall-o-weenie to yoos awl!! (O, I edited it a wittle.)




I'm Siriusly Silly and I'm alright
I don't go out on Halloween night.
I stay in and scare my brothers
And we like to lay and lick each other.

Lick it now, Lick it now,
Now, now, now.


When time's right I look for treats
I'd rather have them than ham or meat.
I like salmon and other kinds of fish
Just place it now in my foody dish.

Chew it now, chew it now,
Now, now, now.

I like to run and to play fetch
You'll hardly ever see me wretch.

If I do, my beans hug me,
I hug them back, it's a sight to see.

Hug them now, hug, them now,
Now, now, now.

I like to wear my Halloweeny collar,
It has bats and only cost a dollar.
I look so cute, you don't have a clue
But I think I look better than you.

Look at me, look at me,
Now, now, now.

So go out now, type with your paw
To other brothers of the claw.
Go to Felinestein or our places

And and see ofurs skeery's faces.


Do it now, do it now,

Now now now.


Halloween, Halloween,
that's the scene.

Halloween, Halloween,
that's the scene.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

We is pawticipating in da wourldwied protests!

O hai! The "ok-u-pie" moove-ment haz reeched the catsle. The Krasota Kastle kats and I are paw-tis-e-pating by hafing a "Ok-u-pie da Bed" pro-test. We will not be totally happee until dis ok-kurs. OK, it happens sum, but not enuf. We want an equal bed wit no hoomins on it as da fotos be-lo maek plane.






Sunday, September 18, 2011

Surprize purrthday pawty!! Happy purrthday Galletta!



Alexi:

Happee purrthday, Galletta! Surprize!

Galletta:

O hai! Mai gudness! All did fur mee? Wowzers!

Alexi:

It's not often one turns three! You've never been three before now.

Galletta:

Dat's tru. Lookee at all dis fud. I can't wate to nom it!

Alexi:

More furiends are on their way here. In the mean time eat some brekky.

Galletta:

Oh kay! Yay! A pawty fur meee! Lookie at dis spread of fuudee goodness!



Egg and bacon fur breakfast


Part of the buffet


More of the buffet

Real live ded shrimps

Too-nah
Sah-mun

Hammmm!
Tea fur da ladycats


Lamb


Hunee roas-ted chick-hen



Cheese! (Sorry for da letters in da middel)


Milk

Niptinis

Purrfday cake (are does pieces of pepperoni I see on da cake?)

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Thinking of September 11 2001


Oh hai. Mah beans tolded me about da trageek events ten years ago. Ai was not borned then but my heart was sadded by what day sayd. Mah purrs are for does who losted luvd ones and for da valiant furst ree-spond-ers. We will nevah forget.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

Purrfday partay fur Mombean


O hai!

Dere is a surrprize purrfday partay on at da Castle for our Mombean!!! Foods, drinks, and nip! Efurryone come. Me, I'm gifting hers sum floof! See y'all dere!