Making a noo frend

O hai!  I met mai noo howsemate, Ilan,  on Turdsdae.  We performed the normal greeting ceremoni, not the strange ritual of shaking paws that da hoomans do.  Efurrycat knows that yoo must sniff a noo kitty's butt to be certain they will be your friend.  Later yoo must sniff dere butt in the future to bee sure dat's the same kitty and not an impostor.  Ai tink Ilan and Ai will bee gud frends.