Deer friends,
O hai. We at Krasota Castle are asking you to sai "hai" to our noo fambly member, Ilan. Ilan is faive months old. He is learning English and American cat languaige. All he seems to sai is "purr-rrr". Da beens sai he is sooper-friendly. I haf been sniffin' him. He smells like a cat and a friendly one to me. We all hope you like him as much as we do.
