Making a noo frend

O hai!  I met mai noo howsemate, Ilan,  on Turdsdae.  We performed the normal greeting ceremoni, not the strange ritual of shaking paws that da hoomans do.  Efurrycat knows that yoo must sniff a noo kitty's butt to be certain they will be your friend.  Later yoo must sniff dere butt in the future to bee sure dat's the same kitty and not an impostor.  Ai tink Ilan and Ai will bee gud frends.

We haf a noo member of da family

Deer friends, O hai. We at Krasota Castle are asking you to sai "hai" to our noo fambly member, Ilan. Ilan is faive months old. He is learning English and American cat languaige. All he seems to sai is "purr-rrr". Da beens sai he is sooper-friendly. I haf been sniffin' him. He smells like a cat and a friendly one to me. We all hope you like him as much as we do.