Howse-trashin' partee!

O, hai!  To-dae we is haffin' a howse-trashin' partee!!! Mom-bean a.k.a. Mom-beam and Blu Cat Man  nearly forgotted mai purrthdae so efurryone is invited to trash dere howse.  We can swing from da sealing' fans, raid da fridgerfrator, and dere are plenty places to nap and den shred later. Dere will be dancing', too, so we expect da meezers.  We is haffin' da following' for ree-fresh-mints:

cake

catnip (for niptinis)

nip cigars

more nip cigars

cheese

cheesecake with mousses

ham

salmon

tuna

more tuna

scallops

nip brandy

more salmon

lamb

niptinis

milk (for da kittens)

nip iced tea

real live ded shrimps

chick-hen

lizards

Y'all come.

Happee purrthdae to Galletta

MIA:

Dis is Mia, de lovely black Russian cat.  Todae is mai buddy Galletta's purthdae!

In honor of dis and dee-spite what da beans sai, we is throwin' a howse trashin' par-tee on Sadderday.

All kitties and woofies are invited.

Heer are pitchers of Galletta, mai buddee.