Yesserday, the Mombean tooked Katy Kit and me to da steeple place. I thought I was going to get one of God's cookies and some red water to drink. No, we gotted blessed owtside. Da beans sang hims (why do dey call 'em hims when deer were so many gerls dere? Seems dey should be called hers). Then the preests came over and touched us and gave us ear scritchiees while saying a blessing on each of us. Mom said we needed blessing becuzz we iz so kookie . Dis was in celebration of the
feast day of St. Francis of Assisi.
Oh by the way, I gotted to wear my kewl green harness and Mombean had me on a leash. I gotten outside and explored da grass and da konkrete. I hatted fun!!!! Everyone admired me except for one preest who is al-lehr-gik to us cats.
Mombean, can I go outside for more walkies? PUH-LEEEZ! I promise to be a good boy.