Annual Purr-fur-mance revue 2010

O hai! It is time for the annual purr-fur-mance revue of my beans. I am sorree to say that they haf not bin up to the minimum stand-yards which I and the other cats expect of dem. I suspect that it's 'acause dye walk on two legs. That is da beginning of dere trubles.

Any way here is da rest of da revue.

Review of: Blu cat man and Mombean

Date: 2-18-2011

By: Galletta the Great

1.Quantity of output: Has your purr-son posted to your blog daily to give you maximum exposure world-wide and make you famous?

The answer to that is "no." They post occasionally when they take me to cat shows and when I do something cute. I do cute things to make them take photos of me and post it on my blog. Golly, I'd do it myself if I had opposable thumbs! One swipe.

2.Quality of output: Are you, as snoopervisor, satisfied with your purrsons choice of photos and words: the creativity, imagination, truth, fun and general interest in your postings?

When they do post under my snoopervision, generally, it's fun, interesting, imaginative, and does a satisfactory job of making me look good. It's not difficult when one already looks good! One paw

3.Client pawticipation: Does your purrson provide you sufficient ways for your fans to contact you and you to contact them?

That's difficult to do when the quantity of PR (purrblic re-lay-shuns) opurr-tuna-ties are lacking. For Bast's sake, I give them one can of stinky goodness a month and all the loose floof they would ever need! One swipe.

4.Pawticipation (part II): Does your purrson allow you to take part in fun blog world special events, parties, contests, and more?

No! Occasionally, I am permitted to take part, but, it's not like it used to be. At least that's what Alexi tells me. "We're too busy," we're told. Sheesh. Two swipes

5.Client satisfaction: Are your friends purringly contented with what they see and read on your blog?

I am not sure. I think it is because they do not know I am out in the blogosphere and at cat shows and on the bed, fast asleep. I blame da beans. Two swipes.

6.Overall rating, comments, and suggestions for improvement:

I haf talked about this wif Alexi, and others in Krasota Castle. I haf suggestions for improvement (dat's a long word for a kitty) the rating is seven (7) swipes (one is to grow on).

As for improvement, my suggestion is for da beans to GET WIF DA PROGRAM! I will even try to find more cat food for them. To be fair, they do scratch me and pet me. I am not unfeeling and I do love a little caress and hug, now and then. I think they need help. I will see what I can do for them. Right now they're on the cusp of doing better and doing werse. I do not want that.

I think da beans can do more. My projekt next year is to work wif dem.

Submitted for filing,

Galletta the Great

Easy like Sunday morning

O hai! I wishes to repurrt that I am a big mancat (but yew knew that, didn't yew?) Our beans were gone out-of-town from Thursday to yesterday. Dey tole us dey wentted to a place called Charleston to a kon-fur-inch. They also tole us it was furry ed-u-cat-shun-al. They gotted home and went strait to dere bed. We all piled on top of deem so dat dye won't go anywhere tooday. We is gladded they are home and want them to stay for awhile. Below are photos where they wentted while they was in Charles-ton.

This is the restaurant where they ated Saturday lunch.

Below is where they ate dinner on Thursday nite.

This is where the conference was held. They said it was furry furry good.

Easy like Sunday morning

O hai! Today we is taking it easy like Sunday morning' 'acause it is Sunday morning'. Makes me wish I had a 'toona sundae rite nao. That's gonna be my dream today. I also recommend this Nebelung rool: Let sleepin' cats lay.

Ten question Tuesday

Okay, Alexi says I gets to ask the ten queskshuns. Here dey are:

1. What is your opinion of snow? I think it's grate. I wants to go out in it but Blu Cat Man and Mombean won't let me.

2. What would you do if you went out in it? I'd build a snow cat and a snow bean--my way.

3. Do yew watch your beans out in it? Yes. I fink dere funny.

4. Do yew watch for other animals such as birdies and woofies in da sno? Yes. I've yet too see any, tho my beans report seeing them.

5. What do yoo fink sno is? I don't know--I just hope it's not dandruff.

6. Have yew seen yoor bean slip and slide in da sno? Not yet.

7. What do yoo fink dey're doing when dey throe snowballs at each other? I finks its similar to sending love notes.

8. Where does the snow go when it goes away? Hopefully it goes in my water dish. I likes cold water.

9. Do you fink vishus deer like snows? Yes. Dey jump in da stuff.

10. Do you likes to play in da snow? Not bin out in it to kno, really.

Snow and kitten update!

O hai! Sorree we hasn't blogged in awhile. We hadded snow today. Did you? Some of us had not seen snow since Chrissymouse. We found it interesting.

Our beans tell us that we drive them to drink. They should know better than to drink and blog.

Notice that da beans had some furry ornaments this past Christmas. I taught them well. We liked the lighted cat tree.

All the kittens haf gone to their furr-efur homes. Here's some recent photos.